God has some of the most unique ways of drawing someone’s attention to Himself. This past Valentine’s Day instead of sending cards to my fourteen grandchildren and four children, I texted. I was unaware one grandson who lives in Colorado, had changed his phone number. My “grandkid list” had become outdated. The texts went like this:
Me: Hey my favorite peeps, may God’s richest blessings be on you this day. May Jesus’ love pour over you in buckets. You are deeply loved.
Brooke: Love you Grandma (smiley face).
MacKinzie: Same to you! Love you!! (Heart, heart emoji)
Jennifer: (smiley face with a heart on cheek emoji) Ditto!
Trey: Thanks Mom…love you!
Wrong # person: Who are you people?
Trey: We are aliens from Nantucket. Make sure your doors are locked.
Wrong # person: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!
(Note: At this point, although puzzled at his response, I began to text a reply thinking this was the Colorado grandson. Just after I sent the message the next one came in from Wrong #.)
Wrong # person: Well you have the wrong number so leave me alone
Me: You can run but you can’t hide honey, cause you carry my genes. (Note: This is the line I sent before I received the line above from Wrong #.)
Wrong # person: STOP OR I’LL CALL THE COPS
Sam: So confused. (Laugh till you cry imoji)
Gunnar: Disliked “OMG LEAVE ME ALONE”
Brooke: OMG …PANIC… please don’t call the cops!!
Wrong # person: WTH BITCHES!!!!! Then leave me ALONE!!!!!! Or I will
Brooke: Grandma, this is a life lesson…family group message gone wrong. I don’t believe that is Victors number anymore…chill out Colorado nutjob (Winking imoji with a heart on the cheek)
Wrong # person: Ok now I’m calling the cops. I warned you so pay the pricr. Price I’m mean.
Louis: Love you too grandma.
Don’t you love it when Jesus draws your attention to an unknown person so you can pray for them? Maybe next year I’ll just send cards!
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This is absolutely hysterical! Especially since I have no idea what the “cops” would or could do about it all!
Exactly! It’s like the 911 reported recently they got a call that someone on a Ferris wheel who had a person throwing up behind them!