This past week I stood in a line at Wal-Mart at the pharmacy. Below the gum to help people to quit smoking and beside the antacids I noticed a box. The price stamped on the package in large letters was $129.00. Then I noticed it was marked down to $26.99.
That sure was expensive gum. Then I looked closer. It was a paternity test. Really? You can buy those in Wal-Mart? Who buys these things? Why was it marked down? Was the date about to expire? What would happen if you bought an expired one? Would it tell you, you had a different daddy?
From there I traveled to Costco and stood in another pharmacy line. While I waited for the pharmacist to locate my husband’s meds I noticed a product on the wall behind the cash register. I squinted to read the label. It said, Doggie Beer. No way!
When I got home I looked up Doggie Beer on the internet. The first thing that popped up was an ad . . . for Doggie Beer. It suggested you buy a 6-pack of their product for “Fur-thers Day” so your dad could drink with his best friend. All this for only $37.99.
I’m still scratching my head. I don’t think I’ll go out much anymore. The world is going nuts and I don’t care to ride along.